GOGB

Thats the Guild of Grumpy Blokes. T's and C's....

1.) It's not a secret society or anything sinister - qualification is automatic after 40
2.) In some extenuating circumstances then entry may be allowed at an earlier age (see below).
3.) You think Technology sounds great, but are constantly disappointed by it
4.) You love gadgets but have to hide them, or buy them and smuggle them into use
5.) You hate Technology and know it's all crap
6.) You hate gadgets and gladly bumble on through life without being assaulted by information on every front.
7.) You like being uncontactable
8.) You have to lie about buying new golf clubs, or any associated sport or hobby equipment
9.) You believe there is a Ministry of Crap Design
10.) Today's music completely confuses you because there is no tune
11.) You think Boy and Girl bands are production line talentless pap
12.) You think Girl bands are justifiable because they do look hot!
13.) You like the idea of PC, but don't practice it religously - if someones a wanker you will call them that
14.) You grit your teeth when asked to do the shopping
15.) You pretend to be re-contstructed New Man
16.) You pretend not to look at other women
17.) You have gone into the back of a car whilst letching at a woman on a hot day (instant entry for this) and then lied to your partner about how it happened
18.) You don't get Alcopops
19.) What the fuck is Bo Selecta about then!
20.) You know or work for a David Brent
21.) You think todays footballers are lightweights compared to the old days
22.) You are a letch, without a doubt , and are happy to admit this
23.) You are a letch, without a doubt, but dare not admit this!

More to follow.............