So Farewell Then….Lynda Lee Potter

You had no sense of humour

You propagated vicious rumour

Vicious and uncaring

You died of a brain tumour

You were a hypocrite and moaner

Bigoted, poisonous and vile

In any other life you’d have been a loner

Never thought of with a smile

You spent your life with the Daily Mail

Supporting the paparazzi trail

Slagging off the worthy and kind

Proving the emptiness of your mind

So farewell then Lynda Lee Potter

Overall, I thought you were a mad old rotter.

(with apologies to EJ Thribb)