Points of View

It wasn't a goal

We need a striker - Kezman should be selling kebabs at Chelsea not playing for them

Milan will beat Liverpool in the final

Liverpool haven't won anything this season yet - so stop crowing until you do you scouse gobshites

We haven't "bought" the premiership - we've spent the equivalent amount of money as Manure and Airline FC's just in a shorter period of time

Do I care where Abramovich got his wealth? Do I fuck! Are you telling me the owners of the other clubs didn't "exploit" people in some way to get their riches?

Tradition and history count for fuck all - just because your past is glorious does not give you the right to a glorious future, nor do you have any divine right to win trophies

Mourinho is arrogant - nothing wrong with that as long as you're right - and he is most of the time

Everyone else is just fucking jealous

The Tories will lose the election

Michael Howard DOES have "something of the night" about him

Labour will win with a reduced majority (around 50)

Robert Kilroy-Silk - why, just fucking why?

Because a labour vote is lost where I live I will vote for Lib Dem - plus she's a babe which is a bonus (yes, I know its shallow but thats what comes of being a member of the GoGB)

I will update the rules of the GoGB shortly

WMD or no WMD the war was justified. Saddam is a cunt and needed to be removed. Otherwise we have learnt nothing from the Holocaust or WWII

Hasn't America been quiet about our election - or is it that they just don't know we exist?

Give Question Time to Paxman - Dimbleby is too slow and polite.

If several thousand IBM employees lose their jobs as looks likely - will the government set up a similar aid package as they gave to MG Rover (what do you think?)

Sky News - is it me or could this be called The Sun TV?

ITV Sport - just fuck off and leave sport to those who genuinely can cover it.

Later, GrocerJack