Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Shut the Fuck Up....


Is it just me or is anyone else sick of the self administered blow-job that ITV is giving itelf for still broadcasting mostly bollocks after 50 torturous years? Night after fucking night of self congratulatory fellatio from a company that graced our screens with Crossroads, The Darling Buds of May, Trippers Day, Love Thy Neighbour (and a whole unceasing host of anti-sitcoms), Footballers Wives, World of Sport (featuring such highly esteemed sports as Dutch Canal Jumping, Trick Cycling and the New York Firemans Championship), Bad Girls, Albion Market, TV's Funniest Animals, Mr & Mrs, Blind Date....the dross list just goes on and on..... just too much shite for the normal brain to contemplate. Yes, there have been gems in there (Cracker, Prime Suspect, Cold Feet, The Persuaders - just for the marvellous John Barry theme tune - to name .....er.....four) but they have been very much the exception and nowadays the channel seems intent on following the path of cheap celebrity based reality TV.

I'm so glad I'll not be around for the Centenary to witness ITV conduct some self imposed rimming no doubt.......although knowing my luck.......

Later, GrocerJack

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