Dubious dig at The French

I know the Anglo-French slanging match is puerile and childish. In fact I love France, the french, the culture, the lifestyle and everything about the country (bar their ......ahem....music). But I couldn't help finding this dubious spoof news item amusing.......

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military .

Plus tard, GrocerJacques