Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Cheerio Cheerio Cheerio


Thats what we sing at Stamford bridge to any opposing player sent off during the game. We sing it with glee and joy. And thats how I feel about this poisonous prick being sent to prison. It should have been longer than 7 years, still with any luck he'll get extradited to the US on release for a bit of a stay at the no-star Guantanamo Hotel. But whilst he's away perhaps he'll learn to find his feminine side despite being as pig ugly as he is.

Not gonna be much good at hand jobs for the boys is he? Especially as his hook is unlikely to feature much in his life whilst in there. Perhaps they could replace it with a plastic spoon, or a Dalek sucker. Maybe a sponge attachment might be useful, or even one of those fluffy things on a stick you buy in the Pound Shop for dusting blinds down?

Any other ideas?

Hopefully he might be joined by some of the other idiots who are soiling our streets with their pathetic anti-cartoon protests, despite them not being published in this country. it can't be much of a religion if it feels threatened by someone taking the piss can it? And before any bleeding heart do-gooders say anyhting about me being racist or anti-islam, the previous statement counts for all those wankers in this country who protested at the so called blasphemy of The Life of Brian or Jerry Springer: The Opera.

If it insults you then don't look at it or read it or watch it. Ignore it. Use your mental "off" button. But don't dictate to the rest of us what we can or can't watch (that applies to all censorship). We do not live under Catholic Law, neither do we live under, or acknowledge Sharia law. We live under the rule of British law.

Later, GrocerJack

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