The Pro's and Cons of ........Car Sharing

Pro's -

It saves you money
It saves wear and tear on the car
It saves you parking
It saves the environment
It saves you from stress because CarSharer can take the flak on alternate days
You can catch up on sleep - because you can kip when CarSharer drives
You can text on your mobile when CarSharer drives
You can play games on your mobile
You can daydream on the way to work
You can plan your day
You can switch off
You can letch at the young women in other cars or walking down the road without fear of crashing your car

Cons

It makes you late - because CarSharer is "not a morning person" and is always late
You do not control the vehicle
You cannot deliberately drive through puddles fast
You cannot choose the music
You have to listen to his "ambient " shite bollocks wank crap music played at almost zero volume
You cannot listen to 5Live - you have to listen to PowerFM aka FunkDanceHiphopBoyBandGirlBandManufacturedTossAren't we zanyAren't we coolAren't we YOUNGFM - at almost zero volume
You cannot control the volume
You cannot leave on time
You cannot leave early
You have to leave early
You have to leave late
You cannot fart
You cannot pick your nose
You cannot letch out loud because he is either a.) gay...b.) mummys boy or c.) PC
You can't eat a whole bag of wine gums to yourself

I'll stick with it though because I'm a fucking tightwad.

And I'm skint

Later, SharerJack