The 12 Days of Chavmas

On the 12th day of Chavmas, my true love sent to me:
12 chavvers chavvin'
11 prammers prammin'
10 lads joy-ridin'
9 ladies drinkin'
8 midriffs showin'
7 scallies stealin'
6 teens-a-layin'
5 GOLD RINGS!
4 stolen phones
3 navel studs
2 tracksuit tops
.........and a pikey in burberry!!

Later, GrocerJack