Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Modern day Management


You all know by now what I tend to think of a lot of the Senior Managers in The Company. The Master isn't bad by previous standards of bosses and I get on very well with his boss, The Godfather. However, the thought of how some of them across The Company got to their current position pains me, especially when I think of the extra cash and perks they get.

I have of course, honourably and stoically sacrificed the untold riches available to me should I succumb to this fate, all by my own choice (Editors note.......yeah right!) in order to preserve my dignity and remain a man of principle untainted by the lure of more filthy lucre (Editors further note......who are you fucking kidding?).

My ideal style of management, and one I'd dearly love to pursue can be viewed here....

Leadership - Jack style

Effective and no bullshit, dont you think?

Maybe tomorrow, Grocerjack

Monday, October 29, 2007

Abigail's Party


Last night was a televisual feast for me. The BBC decided to dedicate a whole evening of their increasingly impressive BBC 4 schedule to the masterpiece that is the play Abigail’s Party, written by Mike Leigh and first broadcast in 1977 as part of the BBC’s “Play for Today” series after a run at the Hampstead Theatre. I’ve seen the play several times on TV, and once on stage in Southampton. Every time I watch the play I wonder if the contrapuntal mixture of black comedy/cringe-worthy embarrassment and eventual tragedy will still hold the test of time. Of course, it does so with aplomb. Stuff like this is truly ageless.

The play is set at a drinks party in a suburban household during a time when Britain was undergoing changes as fundamental as those that happened in the previous decade. Whilst the 60’s are fondly viewed through rose-tinted glasses as a time of peace and love, where the “teenager” really took root, technology would save the world, jobs were plentiful and the years of post-war austerity were gone, the 70’s are often viewed in a dimmer light. A time of poor taste in fashion, industrial strife, weak government and an increasingly disenfranchised youth about tot grasp the reins of the punk revolution. In truth the 70’s were as much a time of change and increasing hope as the 60’s. More and more we see the 70’s being reflected upon nostalgically, perhaps related to the growing dominance of the 40-somethings playing a leading part in today’s’ society. Who knows?

What makes the play stand out so much is the ability of the writing to continually reflect the tensions of society that have plagued us from time immemorial, irrespective of the time it is set in. Are our relationships worthwhile? What about our children? What do others think of us? It reflects worries about work and captures our primary desires to be accepted by peers and friends, and to increase our social standing within our local environment.

The play effectively made Mike Leigh’s career, and turned Alison Steadman into a household name. Her imperious and faultless portrayal of the overpowering, domineering Beverly and her faux sincerity is exquisitely beautiful and painful to watch at the same time. Tim Stern makes the downward spiral of Beverly’s husband, Laurence, the extremely stressed estate agent really come to life and you simultaneously despise his smug, self perceived social superiority and middle class pretentious snobbery towards the others whilst being inexorably drawn into feeling great sorrow and despair for him as his life ebbs away, both psychologically by his belittling wife, and ultimately physically when the stress takes it’s inevitable toll on his heart.

Following on that you have the superbly understated performance by Harriet Reynolds as Sue, the emotionally shackled divorcee, whose daughter Abigail is having the real party. You never see Abigail, but the constant thump of the music, and the blasé references to teenagers and their parties slowly but surely stoke up the level of worry inside her. The muffled music also serves as a mechanism that highlights the generational difference that has always existed between those at the start of adulthood and those of us cynics worn down and embittered by the harsh realities of life's experiences. Never has a portrayal of stoic politeness, in a place of sheer hell and in the face of such social horror been captured so beautifully.

The last two members of the cast, Janine Duvitski and John Salthouse play the married couple Ange and Tony. Janine Duvitski plays the socially inept Ange to perfection and her ability to play someone who is oblivious to the discomfort of others with such innocent yet awkward questions and comments is a joy to behold. It does seem to have stereotyped her into playing mousey, subservient types ever since but I bet she’s never been short of work. My favourite character though is Tony. This is a man whose brooding menace is never far from the surface, a man who knows he’s married the wrong woman, who feels constantly embarrassed by her constant twittering and her unswerving, but unwitting and seemingly unintentional ability to do or say the wrong thing. He doesn’t say much in the play, but with single words and at best muted sentences, combined with his facial expressions and glaring eyes he sums up perfectly how everyone of us has felt at some point in our lives. Impotent with barely concealed rage sums Tony up.

In my view, only The Office has ever got close to delivering that constant pull between laughter and head holding cringe-worthy moments of deep embarrassment – I wonder if Ricky Gervais would quote Abigail’s Party as an influence on his own massive success? For those who haven’t seen it I urge you to find a torrent site and download it, or buy it from Amazon (less than a fiver!). You’ll need a strong stomach and a sense of perseverance for the first 10 minutes, but the rich reward you’ll get from having witnessed such a classy piece of theatre is worth it. And just like Pulp Fiction you’ll never be short of conversation with anyone who has ever seen it. Not every post has to be a moan, and the GoGB is happy to laud and heap praise on such gems as Abigail’s Party.

Fantastic, a cheesy-pineapple one Sue?, Later Grocerjack

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Leave it!


I liked Diana, the Princess of Wales. She seemed to be quite independent minded and had her own views on how to bring up children. She rattled the Royal family’s cage, which as a sworn Republican is no bad thing in my mind and would have made a pretty good figurehead president in the Republic of Jack.

But, what a waste of time and money the whole inquest thing is. Will it nail the conspiracy bollocks once and for all. Of course not! In fact the seemingly endless trail of witnesses and close contacts are all just adding even more fuel to the flames of the communal “Diana was murdered” conspiracy bonfire.

At my expense.

Yes, me and you, the great British mug taxpayer is funding this seemingly never ending waste of time, effort and money. Why not just hit me on the head and take a tenner? At least I’d know it had gone, rather than be patronized and indoctrinated in the belief that anyone really cares, or that it has some value. I don’t and it doesn’t.

As any fool know, she was tragically killed in car accident in a dangerous tunnel in Paris whilst being driven too fast by a drunk driver.

Live with it. And (despite my avowed Republicanism) spare a thought for 2 young men who, as if life wasn’t weird enough, have to live with intimate details of their mother’s life being splattered across newspapers and TV screens 10 years after she died.

No-one deserves that. One person who will seemingly never be allowed to RIP is Diana, Princess of Wales.

Later, Grocerjack

Monday, October 22, 2007

Hello Everyone

It's been a bit quiet round these parts for a while. Yeah, well fucking hard luck, some of us have been a bit tied up with work, families and the societal malaise of a general lack of time do do stuff. I miss writing stuff so I am hoping that I'll get 15 or 20 minutes every couple of days to confirm the Guild of Grumpy Blokes is alive and kicking. When I say "Blokes", of course this is a generalised term for anyone, male , female or trans-gendered who feels all they can do is watch helplessly as the world gets madder and madder day by day. Blokes are not just men now, they're everyone in our increasingly homogenised, androgynous world. Welcome to you all. I'll update the rules shortly as parts of them are a moveable feast, but feel free to check them out from the link and suggest any new ones.

So, what do I mean by a madder and maddening world? Well how about some More Nanny State anyone? Well just keep backing The Presbyterian Preacher (TPP) Gordon and you'll find every aspect of your life is wrong in some way or another. An example? Well I used to be "slightly overweight" like a lot of people in their 40's, but now, thanks to TPP and the whole gang of Lunatic Labour Bleeding Heart do-gooders, I am "obese". Lovely, thanks Gord. It seems not a day goes by when some rent-a- mouth MP or government sponsored scientist or study -group is spouting off some load of old bollocks which pisses on yet another aspect of my life. I've been quiet about this but really I'm bottling it all up, ready for a few rants. Keep reading......

Another example of our collective insanity could be seen with the recent hysterical wave of broadcast, tabloid and broadsheet media hyperbole surrounding English..........no British sport. World beating footballers one day, useless overpaid low-lives the next, including our friends in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. A European Championships with out a single nation from the British Isles beckons. World beating Rugby side one day, plucky, dogged and determined losers the next. Super rookie Formula One driver carrying the hopes of a nation one minute, second placed let down the next. I used to think Tim Henman was a one off who flattered to deceive, but it does now seem that we, the UK, are a nation of Tim Henmans', ready to choke when the big moment comes. We don't want winners, we want the plucky honourable loser. We revel in the ethos of "taking part is what counts" and "you can only do your best", whereas in the USA, Australia, South Africa and many other nations all of these would be seen as nothing less than a national shame. Culturally, the Henman space is where we are at and for the foreseeable future where we'll be.

Do you see what I mean? We're whipped into a frenzy and assaulted on all fronts by xenophobic propaganda, only to be disappointed again. Always the bridesmaid huh? All I ask is that the majority of us, who live in the "glass half empty" world continue to spread the gospel of realism and pragmatism so that when the inevitable defeat occurs, we can stoically as a nation just take the let down with a lovely pessimistic collective sigh of "told you so".

Cheers, Grocerjack